“As most of you know, I am not eating refined sugars. It is my inexpert opinion that refined sugar was put on this earth to taunt those who cannot eat them. Same goes for butter and cheese. To all the diabetic and lactose intolerant people out there: kudos to you. Big kudos. The kind of kudos you would shout up to Yao Ming because he’s so tall and probably can’t hear regular-sized people talking. Sound waves just don’t travel that far.”
Posts Tagged ‘bridesmaid’
Lasting Effects
Posted in Daily Life, tagged Ballet, Bantamweight, bridesmaid, cheese, club, Dance, DanceTeq, fitness, refined sugar, Rocky, Sucralose, Yao Ming on February 14, 2011 | 4 Comments »
It’s All Relative
Posted in Daily Life, tagged Ballet, bridesmaid, Dance, dentist, doctor, exam, fitness, Halloween, Hunky, Psyche, weight on November 3, 2010 | 2 Comments »
“As I do those things that happen once a year, every year—physical at the doctor’s office, check up at the dentist, dress fittings, Halloween, midterms—I realize that although I’ve grown so much in certain respects, in other ways, I’m exactly where I was four (even five) years ago.”
Take It To Court
Posted in Daily Life, tagged bridesmaid, club, court, courtship, epilation, hair, Juliette et Chocolat, Midnight Casanova, Sex and the City, sunflower, wax on June 7, 2010 | 5 Comments »
“I get courted all day. From dawn until 10pm. This courtship takes many different shapes and forms. It can be a smattering of kisses across my forehead, cheeks, chin, and mouth, ending with a bite on my nose—usually a little too hard—or with my entire face in Hunky’s mouth. Sometimes the courting comes in text message format with lines like, ‘I luv that girrrrl named guapi!’ or, ‘Can’t wait to see ur fazul and smother it in you-know-whats!’”
