“As most of you know, I am not eating refined sugars. It is my inexpert opinion that refined sugar was put on this earth to taunt those who cannot eat them. Same goes for butter and cheese. To all the diabetic and lactose intolerant people out there: kudos to you. Big kudos. The kind of kudos you would shout up to Yao Ming because he’s so tall and probably can’t hear regular-sized people talking. Sound waves just don’t travel that far.”
Posts Tagged ‘cheese’
Lasting Effects
Posted in Daily Life, tagged Ballet, Bantamweight, bridesmaid, cheese, club, Dance, DanceTeq, fitness, refined sugar, Rocky, Sucralose, Yao Ming on February 14, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Fat Swan
Posted in Daily Life, tagged audition, Ballet, Black Swan, cheese, Christmas, Dance, fitness, Hunky on February 10, 2011 | 6 Comments »
“All dancers do this. We take two, three, four week breaks wherever we can find them and pamper our bodies with food, massages, and sleep. We do absolutely no exercise because our bodies are screaming for relief. Then we come back to work feeling fresh, rejuvenated, healthy and fat.”
Tale of Two Cities: First Days
Posted in Daily Life, tagged Ballet, cheese, club, fitness, honey, HORN, Hunky, milk on July 22, 2010 | 1 Comment »
“The first thing Hunky and I did in Tel Aviv was hit the club.
What else can you do at 5am when you’re hours late for check in at your hotel?”
“This is not a simple jazz fest. It is a full-fledged symphony with all the brass. I know better than to drink real milk. Very bad girl.”
Tale of Two Cities
Posted in Daily Life, tagged Amsterdam, cheese, Dance, Domaine Forget, Julia Roberts on July 19, 2010 | 2 Comments »
“Hunky and I managed to catch an hour of shut-eye before our layover in Amsterdam. We had twelve hours to see the city before the second installment of our flight.”
“Meeting with Academy staff and directors to discuss teaching schedule and other details. Jo and Sandy make up jazz routine in corner. Rani is in cat pose on floor breathing deeply. I am laughing uncontrollably. Cannot wait to chill with them on the boys’ side of the house.”
